Friday, March 23, 2012

To spit or swallow

I found this and thought everyone might like it:


One of the Most Detested Sex Acts Is
Good for Women
Posted
by Jamye Waxman
on
June 17, 2011 at 6:41 PM


I've always been a swallower. As a child, I swallowed anything the vacuum cleaner
failed to pick up. Crayons. Paper. Nose boogers. Nothing felt dirty or wrong,
even if the look on my mother's face told me otherwise. It wasn't until I
started giving blow jobs that I thought about what I swallowed. I had given up
breast milk long before then, and the idea of swallowing something out of
someone else's body felt odd. But anything feels strange until you get used to
doing it.



1. Semen can boost your mood. Sure, this study
had to do with intercourse, but if the hormones in semen, mainly testosterone
and estrogen, make women happy when they screw, why wouldn't they make women
happy when they swallow? Going on that theory, swallowing can make you happier.
So next time the kids are screaming for SpongeBob, think about the
benefits of another type of bob. The head bob.



2. Semen does a body good, pass it on. That's right, semen may be a cure for sore
throats and diabetes! The next time you eat too much sugar and worry
about your insulin levels, balance it out with a little semen (and, of course,
talk to your doctor). If you lose your voice shouting at the kids for fighting,
protect your throat with semen. These are only some of the possible medical
benefits for semen. I can only imagine what else science will uncover
about swallowing. Perhaps it's the cure for world hunger?


3. Semen can taste good. Like French fries or fruit, it all depends on what he eats. When you're looking for a filling snack, why not a little love juice? It's high in protein and only 20
calories per teaspoon. And when he eats celery, cranberries, watermelon, and drinks pineapple juice, he'll taste even juicer.



4. And for those who can't get themselves to swallow, fear not. You should feel good knowing that a little semen on your face may do wonders for your skin. According to The Sexual Teachings
of the White Tigress, semen facials are good for you. And in her memoir, I'm Wild Again, even Helen Gurley Brown recommends the semen facial: "Spread semen over your
face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies.
Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased."



Do you prefer to spit or swallow?